louisebt
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Post by louisebt on Apr 27, 2010 16:15:35 GMT
A mountain goat ;-)
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Post by karent on Apr 27, 2010 19:46:25 GMT
ME!!!! THEN you'll be sorry, I am bigger than you xx
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Post by sue on Apr 27, 2010 20:31:32 GMT
Foster Ben Karen...................I know you want to!!! lol
He'll take your mind off things!!!! xx
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Post by eileenjones on May 2, 2010 20:54:36 GMT
Yesterday the boss and her friend took me to a place called Bromsgrove in the wheely thing. We stood under a tent thing and sold stuff to people and everyone made a big fuss of me. I was a really, really good boy and my tail wagged all day.
They put me in one of those Dog Shows and I won 3rd in the oldies class, which of course I should never have been in , and 2nd in Best rescue. That blinking Staffi, Roo won 1st place but I didn't mind cos she is one of those misunderstood dogs my human is always telling me about.
I let all those scrawny little humans stroke me and I was extra good at testing all the dog treats to make sure they were fresh
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Post by eileenjones on May 8, 2010 12:05:50 GMT
Pooping puppies! What is a guy meant to do!
She must have lost the plot if she thinks I am making friends with two smelly little poo machines. I don't mind the Cocker Spaniel girls, they are pretty cute and I think they are smitten with me but yucky puppies, no way.
That Patch guy is here as well. Have to say I don't mind him too much except for the blinking toys. He wants my human to play with him all the time. Makes no sense to me. She throws it, he brings it back and then she goes and throws it again. Why doesn't he just keep it instead of all that running around, bit dumb if you ask me.
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Post by mickyzoe on May 8, 2010 12:20:11 GMT
Oh my Ben the poopies you have to put up with, what is Eileen thinking aye! im sure it wont be long just grit your teeth and ignore them
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Post by eileenjones on May 10, 2010 17:43:27 GMT
The woman's lost the plot! First she gets me out of bed at goodness knows what time on a Sun, I need a lye in, day! Then she says we are going to a boot sale. Now does it make sense to you?
Anyway we get there and I never saw one boot, only loads of wheelie things with stuff coming out of them. Lots of people all wandering around and the smell of bacon sarnies you could die for. She did give me some of hers and she bought me one of those pig's ears so I should be grateful but don't tell her.
I was on very best behavior and showed everyone what a good rescue dog I am. I heard her telling them I'm a bit of a bad boy and they all laugh. That's cos I am so cute and I give them the butter wouldn't melt in my mouth smile. I was really pleased when two different people said "he's a Bearded Collie". Some people have taste and can recognise class when they see it.
Well her and her pal were really pleased when people were taking things away. Blinking cheek if you ask me but they didn't try to take my pig's ear so I didn't butt in.
We went for a ride then and got shot of that Winkey dog and those little poop machine puppies. Bethan went as well. I am going to miss her cos she's a doll. Megan is still in the house so I do have someone to admire me.
That Cerys is a right little madam. Taken the best armchair and snores like a little porker. My human has told me I must be extra nice to her as she is very poorly so I'm letting her think she is the boss even though we all know I am.
Don't think anyone has sent one of those forms in for me yet but the human says I should be patient as there is the right home for every dog and we just have to wait for mine. In the meantime I'll have a hunt around and see if there are any of those ears left.
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louisebt
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Post by louisebt on May 10, 2010 20:35:51 GMT
Oh bless him, i wish i could have an oldie!
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Post by eileenjones on May 16, 2010 20:52:30 GMT
The woman needs to get a grip if you ask me. Last Sunday when I like to get a little extra beauty sleep cos she gets me up at silly o'clock in the week, she dragged me out of my comfy bed to go looking for boots. Would you believe that she went and did the same today!
Off we went in the rain to stand in the middle of a field with loads of other wheelie things and people all over the place. I wouldn't mind so much but the bacon sandwich wheelie didn't turn up this morning so I missed out on my bacon sarnie as well. There is only so much a dog can take!
This morning we took that fruit cake Patch with us. She gave him one of those squeaky toys and I have to tell you it wasn't long before I had a thumping headache. Squeak, squeak, squeak he went all morning. Some of those humans were laughing and then he got really clever and kept putting it back on the table so they could throw it for him again. Has anyone told him he is too late to be Toto? I even caught him posing for pictures. I hate show offs.
The boss says we need to do loads of these things she calls fundraisers cos we have lots of poorly dogs that need our help. She says there's loads of naughts on the bill from the vets and we need to clear some off. Can't believe you have to pay to have those horrible things done to us lads. I try to warn them when they arrive but she whips them straight off to that vet and they all come back with a high pitched bark.
Anyway, next weekend she is taking me on holiday. I better get a lye-in then or there will be trouble. That is of course if I am still here. Maybe someone will have rescued me from this loopy lot by then.
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Post by valliegirl on May 17, 2010 14:27:01 GMT
love the story you wite Ben lolol have u found yr forever home yet? lolol
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Post by sue on May 17, 2010 17:20:30 GMT
Write a book Eileen, as Ben, and make it about FOA .It would be a best seller!!!!
Roy Hattersley wrote "Buster's Diaries" and that did well. It was about Buster, a cross breed orphan who was taken from living rough on a public recreation ground ,to the comfort and security of SW1
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Post by karent on May 22, 2010 6:58:05 GMT
Love the book idea, Bens blog makes me laugh out loud. If only you had the time. Have a fab weekend Ben you deserve it what with all that running around she makes you do!! xxx
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Post by eileenjones on May 25, 2010 9:49:37 GMT
Loony tunes has gone too far.........
I will give you three guesses what she picked up a couple of days ago.
wrong wrong wrong
It was a blooming fox would you believe. No, well I can tell you it was.
Not happy with pooping puppies, smelly farm dogs, snooty ex breeding dogs, barmy bouncing terriorists and all the other 3 and 4 legged hounds I have to put up with. Slinky, sly cats, horrid hamsters, beastly birds and flea bitten hedgehogs and anything in between she then expects me to share my wheelie thing with a fox.
I cannot tell how awful the smell was. It was beyond description and I bet it had fleas. Seems someone thought it would be a good idea to have it as a pet and make it tame. Well foxy was going visiting to neighbors houses and they didn't think it such a good idea so the fox had to go. Anyway Reynard or whatever his name was has gone off to a sanctuary to learn how to be a fox again. I have to say that smelling like that only another fox could love him.
I had to help my human give my wheelie a good clean out afterwards and I have agreed to go back in it again now it smells a bit nicer. A boy has his standards to keep up and smelling like something has died is not good enough.
Been in the bad books for the last couple of days. Not my fault I have to say, she should not have left a sticky bun where I could reach it. She did forget the rules and try to take it back without giving me something nice in return so I did have a little nibble of her arm. Oops.
I have forgiven her and she says she will try harder not too tempt me in future and to remember that swopsys are ok and taking is not.
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Post by karent on May 25, 2010 10:23:50 GMT
Poor Ben, well you did ask what next!!
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Post by sue on May 25, 2010 20:46:27 GMT
haha!! I love your stories Ben!!!! xxx
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